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Title: Supposedly real headlines: Post by: mobaholic on December 03, 2009, 03:29:50 PM Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter ---------------------------------------------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says ---------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ---------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over ---------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant ---------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace ---------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile ---------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures ---------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide ---------------------------------------------------------- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges ---------------------------------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group ----------------------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks **************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half *************************************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors ******************************************* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead *************************************************** Grateful thanks to my brother for these ! |