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Title: Gordon Brown Post by: mobaholic on April 13, 2010, 10:02:25 AM Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just £100.' The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games, or help the elderly.' The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk!' ;D Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: ganjbakhash on April 13, 2010, 01:09:48 PM ;D Problem is not money! Problem is Gordon Brown. Laugh out loud ;D
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: HiPD on April 13, 2010, 07:46:55 PM I don't want to make any political comments. I just thought it was a very funny story! Thanks. :) Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: Goodman on April 13, 2010, 08:56:21 PM Harsh but really good. ;D Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: delaro on April 13, 2010, 10:00:46 PM I don't want to make any political comments. I just thought it was a very funny story! Thanks. :) This story could actually be modified and adapted to any politician in almost any country. But on the other hand - it's always sensible to refrain from making any comment in politics - just to be on the safe side ;) Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: mobaholic on April 15, 2010, 02:06:49 PM Following my OP, I have just received this email: Quote *Please do not delete this e-mail until you have read it to the end* As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear, BUT this one is important. It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 20 million people and with the General Election rapidly approaching... We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on. To show your support for Gordon Brown please go to the end of the list and add your name. 1. Mrs Gordon Brown. 2. Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: Goodman on April 15, 2010, 02:56:10 PM thats damn good. ;D
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: cartoon302 on May 30, 2010, 12:05:49 PM Every colour except Brown.
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: yoursinlove on November 28, 2010, 02:22:45 PM Helpless Gordon Brown!
(not only for this joke but for politics as well!) Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: giffgaff on December 31, 2010, 02:38:24 PM This gave me my first laugh today.
Title: Re: Gordon Brown Post by: ganjbakhash on January 01, 2011, 10:59:16 PM This gave me my first laugh today. Oh I wonder giffgaff! You never laughed before in you entire life ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D to infinity............ |