Blond jokes for fun

[mobaholic]

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.
 
The redhead won and the brunette came in second.  However, there  was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry.  Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
 
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her.  They  embraced the young girl as she came ashore.  After all of the  excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered,
 
"I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."

[Graham]

Very good!

[amitjajoo]

LOL 

[Goodman]

Lol that was funny

my contribution here

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A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"


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A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

[cartoon302]

very funny

[yoursinlove]

Full of Strokes!
ha ha