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« on: April 15, 2010, 02:13:07 PM »


A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go golfing, so he approached his assistant.

"Murphy, I am going golfing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.  I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes golfing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.  "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."
 
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and  suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does.  Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!  For five years I have not seen any man!'"

"Tunderin' lard Murphy, what  did you do?" asks the  doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."        Shocked

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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2010, 08:09:36 PM »

Its Very Similar to the "SARDAR" community of India, about them there are many jokes! Like:

One SARDAR was jobless and had no money to buy even new clothes. One day he came to see his friends with new BMW. Friends were amazed! From where you got this? Friends asked;

He replied: today I was sitting on road side while very sad. One beautiful lady stop her car next to me and asked; honey why you are so sad? Lets go with me on beach, have a fun! When we reached at beach, she got naked!

Then she said: "DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT ITS ALL YOURS" I took her car and came here to show you.

Friend SARDAR: You did Well! Because if you bring her clothes, were useless for you!  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2010, 11:33:48 AM »

Great, very funny and astonishing.
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