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« on: September 16, 2010, 11:37:05 AM »

SCHOOL -- 1970 vs. 2010

Andy Vs. Andy

Scenario:

1970 - Andy and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
Crowd gathers. Andy wins. Andy and Mark shake hands and end
up best mates for life.

2010 – Andy and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
Police called, arrests Andy and Mark.. Charge them with
assault, both expelled even though Mark started it. Both children go to
anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to
implement bullying prevention programs

Scenario:
Andy won't Keep still in class, disrupts other students.

1970 - Andy sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Headmaster.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 - Andy given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for
ADD. Andy's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School
gets extra funding from state because Andy has a disability.

Scenario :
Andy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a
whipping with his belt.

1970 - Andy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful Scientist.

20010 - Andy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Andy removed to foster
care and joins a gang. Government psychologist tells Andy's sister that
she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario :
Andy gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1970 - Andy gets glass of water from Teacher to take aspirin with.

2010 - Police called, Andy expelled from school for drug violations. Car
searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario :
Andy takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a
model airfix paint bottle, blows up an ant's nest.

1970 - Ants die.

2010-  Police, Armed Forces,  & Anti-terrorism Squad called.
Andy charged with domestic terrorism, MI5 investigate parents, siblings
removed from home, computers confiscated.
 And's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario :
Andy falls while running during break and scrapes his knee. He is
found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1970 - In a short time, Andy feels better and goes on playing.

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in Prison. Andy undergoes 5 years of therapy.


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not sure should I laugh or cry!!
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everything that can go wrong will go wrong
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 09:42:31 AM »

This is very true..!
Unfortunately i only feel like crying!   Embarrassed
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 01:57:17 PM »

let some more time pass, and then we would become far from these feelings as well, cry or laugh!
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